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Sunday, December 28, 2003
 
My God, another Church of England idiot is criticizing Blair over the war. If these morons spent one-tenth as much time criticizing Third World monsters as they do knocking their own leaders, they might actually improve the world instead of simply taking up valuable space. Next time I watch Beckett, I think I'm going to be sympathizing with Henry II when he yells, "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?" The Church of England is the ecclesiastical equivalent of the BBC -- empty-headed, ideological, left-wing, politically correct to the point of idiocy, anti-American, nowadays anti-Blair, and owing its very existence to the fact that the taxpayers are forced on threat of imprisonment to subsidize it.

I'd tell the Church of England to fucking go to hell, but it's so postmodern and nonjudgmental I doubt it believes in hell any more.

 
Hey, I've hit the jackpot. Last Wednesday I noted that Tammy Bruce had had the guts to criticize Ireland. Yesterday I noted that I'm pretty certain Andrew Sullivan has lambasted the IRA. And now I come across this post of Natalie Solent's: "Given the bitterness towards the IRA which I have inherited from my Irish Catholic family the necessary common ground is not present in this case."

Let's hope this is the start of a trend.

Saturday, December 27, 2003
 
I hesitate to link to this, because we've gotten our hopes up about this sort of thing so many times, only to have those hopes dashed; but, for what it's worth:
Downing Street was today standing by the Prime Minister's claim that evidence of hidden weapons laboratories had been uncovered in Iraq. . . .

Mr Blair had said the ISG had unearthed "massive evidence of a huge system of clandestine laboratories".

It showed Saddam had attempted to "conceal weapons", he told British forces, including thousands serving in the Gulf.
I don't know what to make of this, but presumably Blair wouldn't say such a thing if he didn't have good reason.

God, I hope it's true. I am so sick of listening to the idiots claiming that Saddam didn't have WMD any time in the recent past. As far as I'm concerned, there is a mountain of circumstantial evidence leading inevitably (or at least way beyond a reasonable doubt) to the conclusion that he had chemical and biological weapons either in useable condition or able to be made ready in a short time (and I don't give a damn whether the "short time" was 45 minutes or several days).

But it will be a sweet day when we get the conclusive proof to throw in the faces of the doubters, along with the rapid collapse of Kabul and Baghdad, the low casualty figures, the approval of the Iraqi people, the capture of Saddam, and the cave-in of Libya.

 
On November 16, 2003 I posted the story of a friend of mine who was traveling in Ireland and got into an argument with one of the locals, who seemed uncomprehending as to why Americans were still upset about the September 11th attacks.

Another such discouraging anecdote, this time on Belgravia Dispatch:
All this reminds me of an event a group I work with in London had scheduled for September 12, 2003. I mentioned to a partner at a major City law firm that we had moved it forward a day so as not to coincide with the 9/11 anniversary. With nonchalance and some befuddlement the partner muttered something along the lines that "he had forgotten all about that."

 
Now this is pretty amazing. Here is a photo essay by Vicki Pierce concerning the funeral of her nephew James, who was serving in Iraq. She describes and shows pictures of the local people who came out to line the road that the funeral procession was taking. It'll take you less than three minutes to view but it'll be a long time before the images fade from your memory.
 
SUE UNTO OTHERS: Remember earlier this year when Fox (or perhaps it was NewsCorp) sued to stop Al Franken from using their motto "Fair and Balanced" in the subtitle of his book?

Fox had better hope that the folks at C-SPAN are less litigiously-minded than Fox itself is, because for the past few days, Fox News has been using a catchphrase that comes perilously close to one C-SPAN has been using for years.

Starting on (I think) Christmas day, Fox News began a new ad blitz focusing on the 2004 presidential campaign, in which Fox describes itself as "The Channel of Political Record." That's more than a little reminiscent of C-SPAN's description of itself as "The Political Network of Record."

If the Fox News people suddenly drop their new slogan, I'll have to wonder if it was less a decision of their marketing department and more that their legal department received a cease-and-desist letter from C-SPAN.

 
I might have left something important out of my last post, in which I noted that Tammy Bruce, who is part Irish-American, was willing to criticize Ireland -- something too few Irish-Americans are willing to do.

What occurred to me later is that I'm pretty sure I have seen Andrew Sullivan harshly condemn the IRA.

I wish I could look up specific instances where Andrew talks about the IRA, but unfortunately his website doesn't have a search function, and I have no idea where I'd begin looking.

But I could swear I've seen him do it, and -- even though he doesn't fully qualify as Irish-American -- I don't believe he's ever become a naturalized American citizen -- I certainly should have included him on the honor roll along with Tammy.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
 
WHEN IRISH EYES AREN'T SMILING

Now here's something I've been waiting a long time to see.

I came across a commentary by Tammy Bruce concerning the recent refusal of the Bush administration to allow Axis of Weasel nations to bid on Iraqi reconstruction contracts. [Update 1/21/04: Tammy's commentary seems to have moved to this new link.]

It was not surprising that Tammy was foursquare on the side of the White House. What was surprising was a passage toward the end of the essay:
Then we have countries which didn't even have the guts to take a position. The Pentagon list also rightly excludes those countries which found it suitable to stand by and watch and say nothing. Sweden, Ireland, Austria, and Finland, all neutral countries, are out. Good, good, good and good.

It shouldn't be too surprising, however, that Old Europe would declare their exclusion as unfair. Their world, like Leftist worlds everywhere, are unused to repercussions for moral failures. I must say, the United States has in part facilitated that mentality. For far too long we have made nice with Old Europe. I think it's due in part to our romantic nature, to say nothing of our personal ties with the Old World.

We are Americans first, but we love our ancestors and a world which has indeed helped to make the United States move from a dream to a reality. But sentiment should go only so far. My heritage is Italian and Irish. I've been proud that Italy stood by us, and ashamed that Ireland did not. I accept that.
I should not have to find it surprising that an Irish-American would criticize Ireland when Ireland behaves badly. Unfortunately, such criticism is extremely rare; in fact, I can't offhand recall the last time I saw any.

Irish-Americans tend to romanticize Ireland. Whether they idealize their ancestral land more than other Americans idealize theirs, I don't know; but I do know that Irish-Americans often defend the indefensible for reasons of ethnic solidarity, reminding me of O.J. Simpson's first jury, or the African leaders who refuse to condemn Robert Mugabe, or the Muslims who remain quiet about Islamofascism.

Ireland has frequently fallen short of admirable behavior over the years. Pardon me if I generalize, but, among other things I find objectionable, Ireland sympathized with Nazi Germany, has gone in for terrorism, took all the European Union subsidy money it could get while begrudging money to newer EU arrivals, and has enthusiastically engaged in America-bashing. (Speaking of this last: What's happened to Blog Irish? There hasn't been a new post in over a month.)

In short, it's high time for Irish-Americans to begin speaking up. If more of them read the Irish media outlets available on the internet, it might become easier for them -- God knows Irish commentators have no trouble lambasting America; if you didn't know better, you might think you were reading the French press instead of the Irish. With any luck, and with the passage of time, intelligent criticism from this side of the Atlantic might have a salutary effect on that side of the Atlantic. Good for Tammy Bruce for making a start.

Monday, December 22, 2003
 
FISK'S NEW COLUMN, PART 2

But now for the part of Fisk's column that really caught my eye:
This was the occasion when Saddam drove my colleague Tony Clifton into central Baghdad in his own Range Rover and challenged him to find a single man who opposed his rule. Needless to say, every quivering serf brought before my friend for interrogation offered to give both his blood and his soul for the father figure of the Baathist revolution standing beside him.
When I saw the name Tony Clifton, I thought: Don't I know that name from somewhere?

And then I thought: Oh yeah, I definitely know that name from somewhere:
Don't aks me about no Andy Kaufman. I don't know nothing about Kaufman, except he's a dead guy tryin' to ride my coattails. He was ALWAYS trying to use my good name to get places!! Look where it got him now!
Tony Clifton was, of course, the alter ego of the late oddball performer Andy Kaufman. As portrayed in the movie biography Man on the Moon, Kaufman was strange man with a slippery hold on reality whose friends were never sure when he was lying and when he wasn't. He repeatedly denied that he was Clifton, and, in the guise of Clifton, he repeatedly denied that he was Kaufman. Got that?

So, to sum up:

Tony Clifton was the fictional persona of a continual and compulsive liar; and, in his recent column, Robert Fisk describes Tony Clifton as his own friend and colleague.

Maybe it's just the late hour or the mood I'm in, but I find this irresistably funny.

Andy Kaufman would probably find it funny, too.

But I doubt Robert Fisk would.

 
FISK'S NEW COLUMN, PART 1

Last Friday, I excerpted a column of Robert Fisk's on the capture of Saddam Hussein. My strongest impression, upon reading that column, was of a reporter thrashing around in a kind of seizure, lurching wildly back and forth between anti-Saddam and anti-American rhetoric.

Fisk came out with another column a couple of days later in which, unexpectedly for Fisk, he actually spends more time knocking Saddam than knocking the Americans and their allies.

Indeed, Fisk goes in so heavily for descriptions of how "we" finally stopped the Nazi-like Saddam that Glenn Reynolds is prompted to ask, "What's this 'we' sh*t, white man?"

Actually, that is very slightly unfair to Fisk (egad, I can't believe I'm sticking up for that asshole) in the sense that, if memory serves, Fisk has long had a habit of referring to the West in his columns as "we." The difference is that normally Fisk uses this term with heavy sarcasm, whereas in this column he uses it with only light sarcasm.

And of course he has to end on the obligatory pessimistic note: "Saddam has gone. Saddam lives. And we think the war is over."

At which point I have to ask Glenn's question: What's this "we" shit, white man? I have heard absolutely no one say that the war is over -- in fact everyone I have heard express an opinion has said precisely the opposite, that we do still have a long hard slog in front of us.

But then, what Robert Fisk column would be complete without an anti-Western straw man for Bob to knock down?

Sunday, December 21, 2003
 
ANGLOSPHERE ALERT

From the December 13th issue of The Economist:
The offshoring business remains predominantly English-speaking. It is dominated by American and British companies outsourcing their internal operations to third parties in places such as Ireland, Canada and South Africa, but most of all in India. The fact that America and Britain have relatively liberal employment laws has also been influential in the shift of business overseas. If offshoring is, as McKinsey claims, a "win-win" formula for both sides, the process is set to give English-speaking countries a significant competitive advantage.
The article, "Relocating the back office," deals with the movement of service jobs, from customer service on up to engineering, rather than the more established movement of manufacturing jobs. The tone of the article is quite upbeat -- not surprisingly; this is The Economist, after all. Judging by what I've seen of free trade (including the free movement of jobs) in the past, I suspect they're right: in the long run, it will be a good thing. And I suspect they're also correct that the Anglosphere countries will benefit disproportionately, though my pro-Anglo prejudices might be coloring my judgment here.

I certainly hope they are right. My recent experience with non-native customer service has been mixed.

Not long ago I bought a Dell computer. When it arrived, the enclosed paperwork indicated that I had been charged $119 more than I had agreed to pay when I ordered.

The first phone call I made to solve the problem was a disaster -- I was switched to (I think) seven different departments, was made to call back once because the initial phone connection was so bad, and spoke with three customer service reps whose accents were so thick I could barely understand them. (My ear for accents is not good, but I'm guessing they were Hispanic accents, so I suspect I was speaking with a call center in Dell's home state of Texas -- but given my tin ear, it could well have been an offshore call center.) I fired off a polite but none-too-happy e-mail to Dell relating my problem, and promptly received a reply that gave me a reference number and a number to call.

When I called the second time, things went much more smoothly. Once again I spoke with a CSR with an accent, but this time the accent was light and the CSR sounded like a native English speaker, and I had no difficulty understanding her. I think I might have been connected to one of those Indian call centers of Dell's that have been controversial lately, because the accent did sound like an Indian one (the British-sounding kind, not the singsong kind). It remains to be seen whether the problem with the computer price is actually cleared up -- I won't know until I get my credit card statement -- but the CSR did say she had given me a $119 credit. Cross your fingers.

Saturday, December 20, 2003
 
Last Sunday's C-SPAN Booknotes program had some interesting insights into a certain type of mindset that plays a disproportionately large role in setting the nation's agenda.

From the transcript:
. . . And it also shows you sort of the dark side of women in power during that period. Women -- there's always a sort of surreptitious theory that women as voters, women as a political force are the good people. They want to take care of the babies and stuff, whereas the men want only to cut taxes or go to war or whatever.
Of course, to the sort of individual who is speaking, it never seems to occur that a government with the power to give you everything you want is necessarily a government with the power to take from you everything you have.
. . . But when women began to get political power, the first thing they wanted to do was to enforce middle class Main Street female rules of behavior on the rest of the society. They ban liquor, ban any kind of sexual expression whatsoever, ban pornography, ban gambling, ban prostitution. Banned everything that is just, you know, a respectable matron in Main Street would not like.

There was -- and not -- and many people who read the book said, I didn't really like that chapter. Let's skip over the Temperance part and go on to the next neat thing that we did, you know. The Temperance thing shows that there is not -- women in politics have not been perfect.
No kidding? This is shocking! Stop the presses!

As Brian Lamb interviews the featured author, it is clear that she is completely oblivious to the notion that Big Government can be a real problem -- yes, even if it's one of those high-minded left-wing Big Governments:
LAMB: You do say in your book that Eleanor Roosevelt was the most important woman -- possibly the most important woman in American history.

COLLINS: I think so, you know. She was the first one, and she had a little bit of that same genius for that rope-a-dope liberation thing. What she did, she was able to do, she created so much of the New Deal, really the heart of the New Deal, the idea that government had an obligation to make sure people were taken care of and that they were OK in this country, that somehow the safety net existed and it was government's responsibility to do that.
Oh yeah, and remember all that stuff the feminist movement told us for thirty years, about how women don't lie about rape and how sex between a powerful man and a powerless subordinate was by definition exploitation and how the personal is the political?

Turns out that they were just joking the whole time. The rest of us were simply so dense, we failed to realize those good-natured feminists (world-renowned for their excellent sense of humor) were only joshing.
LAMB: Let me ask you about Franklin Delano Roosevelt. And you write about it -- it's written a lot. He's the guy that had the affair, though, with another woman that split that family up. Why would you want to give him so much credit for women getting advanced?

COLLINS: Well, you know, what we learned, and we -- actually, I wrote a book about this, the one before this, the . . .

LAMB: Scandal book?

COLLINS: "Scorpion Tongue." It was gossip, celebrity in American politics. What we learned again with Bill Clinton was that American women, like American men, do not care about what a president is doing in his bedroom if they're getting the stuff they want in terms of his policies.
Funny, it seems to me there were very large numbers of men and women, even some who quite liked Clinton's policies, who found his personal behavior pretty disgusting. But apparently those people just don't count to Gail Collins. She looked right through them and doesn't even remember them.

By the way, did I mention what Gail Collins does for a living, when she isn't writing books excusing Bill Clinton's behavior and celebrating the history of the Left?
LAMB: As the editor of the editorial page of "The New York Times," do you ever sit there in your office or do you think about, as in that position I have a responsibility to women to do the following?

COLLINS: No. I think I have a responsibility to women and to children. But -- yeah -- and you work -- you always feel that since you're there, you have to be particularly open to women's, you know, interests and needs and complaints, but I don't know that my predecessor, Hal Raines, was certainly, you know, committed to women's rights and to women's issues. And the other members of the board are, too. In the "New York Times," we've long passed the Henry Raymonds (ph). "The New York Times'" editorial board positions have been sort of massively committed to women's rights for a long time now.

LAMB: If five of the editorial positions on the board of the 14 are women, when are we going to see a majority?

COLLINS: You know, they don't turn over very fast. And whenever I hire somebody, I must admit that although I would love to have more women, you know, there's -- there's all these other things that come into the mix. And you're always trying to make the mix more fruitful. So sometimes all the different variables don't come up at the same time, but I get yelled at a lot by women about that. So I'm certainly very conscious of it.
Not that it shows, or anything.
LAMB: What was the date of your new title?

COLLINS: I came on in August of 2001. So I had about a month before -- you know, when I came on, I thought, Well, this is sort of strange, because I was a columnist. You don't normally make a columnist the editorial page editor. But I thought, Well, I'm very good at kind of spinning things and making things interesting, even if they're kind of pedestrian. So it's going to be a really boring time in American history! Things look so calm. The economy is great. Foreign affairs are very dull. So I'll just sort of spin stuff around and see what I can do with it.
And where might this mindset of disproportionate national influence have been incubated?
LAMB: You went where to college?

COLLINS: I went to Marquette (ph), Milwaukee.

LAMB: Did you have any experience there that . . .

COLLINS: Well, you know, that was the period -- even Marquette, which was a very conservative school, you know, in the late '60s was a period in which you were supposed to not go to class very much! And we took to the streets, and we demonstrated for freedom of speech and stuff like that. So there was a lot of stuff that we got to do then that just happened because that's the way the world was at the time, you know?

. . . LAMB: After Marquette, what'd you do?

COLLINS: Well, I got married, and I went to graduate school at the University of Massachusetts. WE [sic] had more demonstrations!

(LAUGHTER)

COLLINS: Closed down more schools, had more days with no classes. And then my husband and I went to Connecticut. We both got journalism jobs there. My husband, Dan's, an editor at CBS. And then we went from Connecticut to New York, and here I am.
It's a revealing, disturbing insight into the people who produce most of the written and broadcast journalism in this country -- and indeed, in a lot of other countries. Read the whole thing.

Friday, December 19, 2003
 
Remember the scene in Chinatown where Faye Dunaway lets out a dark family secret by referring to "my daughter -- my sister -- my daughter -- my sister --?"

Robert Fisk seems to have been having that same sort of really bad day when he filed this story about the weekend's capture of Saddam Hussein, a story in which Fisk vacillates wildly between contempt for Saddam and contempt for America, sometimes within the same sentence, in a sort of fast-motion Dunaway-style breakdown.

In the end, predictably, anti-Americanism wins out -- along with dire predictions (wishful thinking, of course, on Fisk's part) of disaster still awaiting those arrogant hubristic Americans:
The gunfire grew louder, until clusters of bullets swarmed into the air amid grenade bursts. In the main street, cars crashed into each other in the chaos.

But this was momentary joy, not jubilation. There were no massive crowds on the boulevards of Baghdad, no street parties, no expressions of joy from the ordinary people of the capital city.

For Saddam has bequeathed to his country and to its would-be "liberators" something uniquely terrible: continued war. And there was one conclusion upon which every Iraqi I spoke to yesterday agreed.

This bedraggled, pathetic man with his matted, dirty hair, living in a hole in the ground with three guns and cash as his cave-companions - this man was not leading the Iraqi insurgency against the Americans. Indeed, more and more Iraqis were saying before Saddam's capture that the one reason they would not join the resistance to US occupation was the fear that - if the Americans withdrew - Saddam would return to power. Now that fear has been taken away. So the nightmare is over - and the nightmare is about to begin. For both the Iraqis and for us.
Yeah, yeah. Dream on, Bob. Keep dreaming just as long as you can. Because when you finally wake up to the reality that Bush and Blair were right all along, when you see Iraq a year from now peaceful and prosperous and pro-Western, when you know that Bush and the Republicans are comfortably in power for four more years and Blair is headed for another massive majority in the Commons -- that's when your nightmare really begins.

 
Now here's something I didn't expect, but am very glad to see:
The British public would like to see Saddam Hussein tried in Iraq and sentenced to death, according to a poll released today. . . .

Today's ICM poll for the New Frontiers Foundation thinktank found 59% in favour of a trial in Iraq "with some international representation", against 29% who said Saddam should be dealt with by the UN.

Asked whether he should face capital punishment or imprisonment, those taking part in the poll preferred the death penalty by 50% to 38%.

The survey found 55% support for the military action in Iraq, against 30% who said they were opposed - a significant jump in backing for the war since November, when the figures were 47%-41% in favour.

Dominic Cummings, director of New Frontiers, said: "This poll shows the public support the British and American position that the trial should be conducted by the Iraqis with help from other countries - not the UN.

"Having failed to deal with Saddam properly, the UN should not be trusted with organising his trial.

"In dealing with similar problems in the future, we need to think about new global defence and trade alliances - not rely on the UN."
Three cheers for the Anglosphere, the greatest force for good in modern world history. (Thanks to Steven Den Beste for the tip.)

Saturday, December 13, 2003
 
ARE THOSE WEASEL SQUEALS I'M HEARING?

In the wake of the failed EU Constitution negotiations, France and Germany are getting nasty yet again.

Friday, December 12, 2003
 
PBS, FAIR & BALANCED

Happened to catch the opening few seconds of PBS's Washington Week a short while ago. The week's panel of guests: Linda Greenhouse of the New York Times, Doyle McManus of the Los Angeles Times, Dan Balz of the Washington Post, and Karen Tumulty of Time magazine.

Public television's idea of a fair-and-balanced lineup, I guess.

I hadn't originally planned to watch the show -- in fact, I hadn't watched Washington Week in years -- but when I saw the ideologically lopsided guest list, I became intrigued about where the discussion might lead.

I won't bore you with the details; suffice it to say the discussion led exactly where you'd expect it to, with that gang of four reading the map. (Golly, I wonder if any of them plan to vote for Bush?) And of course Gwen Ifill, the moderator, was a cheering section, not a restraint.

Your tax dollars at work.

A few months back, my local PBS station also began showing the BBC's daily newscast. It seems they couldn't supply on their own all the left-wing bias they felt they needed to broadcast, so they starting importing additional supplies.

I noted with interest the announcement of a poll of the British public to find out what they want from (and what they'd like to do to) the BBC. I wonder if this exercise has real substance, or if it's just for political show.

There's been a lot of talk on the blogs in the past year concerning privatizing the BBC. Damn good idea. But charity begins at home. Privatize PBS. Now.

 
FROM OUR "IT'S ALL IN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT IT" DEPARTMENT

From earlier today, two headlines describing the same events, as found on Google's news pages:

"EU, confident of winning over US, announces military planning wing" -- EU Business

"Bowing to US, EU Adopts Watered-Down Defense Plan" -- Reuters


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